The fitting room mirror got a chuckle out of me

2026-10-12 2121 views 3 posts

had to pick up my refill at the corner pharmacy on Tuesday. Mrs. Alvarez behind the counter asked if I was still doing okay, and I told her the only side effect was a sudden urge to try on dresses I used to avoid.

Then I ducked into the little boutique next door while my husband browsed the hardware store. I grabbed a size 16 because that's what I wore to my cousin's wedding two summers ago, and it hung on me like a pillowcase.

The owner laughed and handed me a 12, which zipped without a fight. I stood there grinning like a goof.

Insurance still makes me call every third month to explain why I need it, which is its own comedy. But that zipper was a nice little Tuesday win.

Anyone else have a fitting room moment that caught them off guard?

The dress-urge side effect is real. I did the same thing last month — ducked into a shop to kill ten minutes and stayed in the fitting room for forty.

One heads-up, though: actually I think boutique sizing runs more like two sizes off, not one. I grabbed a 16 at a little place near me and it fit like my old 18s from Target, which sent me spiraling until I remembered the tag number isn't a report card.

Did the 16 work for you, or did you end up hunting for the next one down? Either way, walking in there at all is the win.

The boutique size chart is the real side effect—nothing like a 16 fitting like a 10 depending on the brand. I’ve started jotting actual garment measurements (pit-to-pit, flat waist) in my phone instead of trusting tags, and it’s saved me from so many mirror tantrums.

In the trials, the scale gets all the attention, but measurements move slower and weirder. Did you buy the dress, or was this purely a try-on victory lap?